Michael Kaiser ties the knot. [Washingtonian]

Barnes & Noble opening—-that’s right, opening—-a new location in D.C. [Post]

A Washington Post reader shares a nice story about the late 9:30 Club security staffer Josh Burdette. [Post]

Carol Burnett wins this year’s Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. [AP]

More comedy added to BYT’s Bentzen Ball. [Brightest Young Things]

Prince William and Kate Middleton to Madame Tussauds [Washingtonian]

Yuck it up: Dude named Eddie Murphy allegedly robs a SunTrust by Navy Yard Metro. [DCist]