Michael Kaiser ties the knot. [Washingtonian]
Barnes & Noble opening—-that’s right, opening—-a new location in D.C. [Post]
A Washington Post reader shares a nice story about the late 9:30 Club security staffer Josh Burdette. [Post]
Carol Burnett wins this year’s Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. [AP]
More comedy added to BYT’s Bentzen Ball. [Brightest Young Things]
Prince William and Kate Middleton to Madame Tussauds [Washingtonian]
Yuck it up: Dude named Eddie Murphy allegedly robs a SunTrust by Navy Yard Metro. [DCist]