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Washington City Paper‘s 2013 Fall Arts Guide has arrived. Browse it online and pick up a paper copy in boxes today.

It’s a hefty guide to almost every exhibit, book reading, theater production, dance performance, movie, comedy show, and concert our critics think you must see this fall. But even if you don’t find something awesome in our critic’s picks—-which would be hard—-it’s damn near impossible to not stumble across a promising event in our enormous listings section.

We know choices in the arts are hard. That’s why we made them for you. Skim this guide!