Like any good sandwich, a good comedy bill is well balanced. It can’t be too dry, nor can it contain too much cheese. Let’s hope the “Sandwich-to-Go” tour, featuring comics Eugene Mirman, John Hodgman, and Kristen Schaal (shown), is as delectable as they seem to think it is. You know all three from their various off-kilter TV roles (Mirman on Bob’s Burgers, Schaal on Bob’s Burgers and 30 Rock, and Hodgman on The Daily Show), so the audience can expect a whole lot of weirdness. Read more >>> The show begins at 8 p.m. at Lisner Auditorium, 730 21st St. NW. $30. (202) 994-6800. lisner.gwu.edu.  (Caroline Jones)

EAT THIS

Cocktails are no longer the only thing you can get at 2 Birds 1 Stone. The basement bar recently launched a new Southeast Asian bar food menu, which currently overlaps significantly with sister restaurant Doi Moi. Among chef Haidar Karoum’s finger foods: spicy fried cashews, crispy shrimp and pork rolls, garlic chive mushroom dumplings, Thai wok-tossed marinated beef, and fried lemongrass coconut chicken wings. Check out the full menu descriptions here. 2 Birds 1 Stone, 1800 14th St. NW. 2birds1stonedc.com. (Jessica Sidman)

OH AND ALSO

Alt-comedy night Funny Moms makes its glorious return to Wonderland Ballroom tonight with stand-up performers Adam Friedland, Sara Armour, Jamel Johnson, and several others. Also: DJ Turk spins all night. 8:30 p.m. at 1101 Kenyon St. NW. Free.

Montreal rock quartet Islands performs at Rock & Roll Hotel with Brazos and Fat Tony. 8 p.m. at 1353 H St. NE. $15.

Noise pop duo Starlight Girls play the Black Cat Backstage with Easter Island. 8 p.m. at 1811 14th St. NW. $12.

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