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Washington City Paper is now accepting your questions for its third annual Answers Issue, an edition we turn over to readers’ most (and least!) urgent questions about life in the District.

This year we demystified a found Adams Morgan theme song, got to the bottom of “Deaf Child” signs, named some of the city’s worst ANC commissioners, researched Metro’s rotten fish smell, and rehashed Ward 1 Councilmember Jim Graham‘s marital history. In 2012, we speculated on Mayor Vince Gray’s re-election odds, told you how to pick a local bank (and a local prostitute), gave the middle finger to a question about D.C. bands’ suckiness, and concluded that it’s tough stuff to make a living as an actor in D.C.

We’re hoping for an even more challenging and revealing Answers Issue in 2014. So submit your questions, folks! (It’s OK if they’re obnoxious; I’m personally rooting for more middle fingers.)

Yes, submit. Then submit again. Then submit some more just in case.