I hope you’ve been training.

Pride Weekend, the toughest endurance test of the gay calendar year, has officially begun. With any luck, by Monday, you’ll have danced until your stilettos snapped, scream-sung your throat sore, and sweated out every vodka soda you’ve downed in the past month.

But it’s only one weekend, and there’s a limit to how many 5 Hour Energy shots one body can handle. Use our flowchart to get your priority list straight, as it were.

Venue and timing info after the jump.

SMYAL’s Queer & Now Youth Dance
National City Christian Church
5 Thomas Cir NW
Saturday, June 7
7 – 10 p.m.

Booty Rex
The Black Cat
1811 14th St. NW
Friday, June 6
9:30 p.m.

Pride, HONEY!
U Street Music Hall
1115 U Street NW
Sunday, June 8
7 p.m.

Latino Pride’s La Fiesta
Town Danceboutique
2009 8th St. NW
Thursday, June 5
10 p.m.

Cherry Fund & Capital Pride Afterhours
2001 14th St. NW
Saturday night, June 7/Sunday morning, June 8
3:30 – 9:30 a.m.

BYT’s Blast Off Opening Party
Dock 5 @ Union Market
1309 5th St. NE
Friday, June 6
9 p.m. – 2 a.m.

FUSE Main Women’s Event
Dirty Bar
1223 Connecticut Ave. NW
Saturday, June 7
9 p.m. – 3 a.m.

Capital Pride Street Festival
Pennsylvania Avenue between 3rd and 7th Streets
Sunday, June 8
12 – 7 p.m.

Capital Pride Parade
22nd & P Streets to 14th & L Streets
Saturday, June 7
4:30 p.m.

Chris Kluwe Book Signing
PROUD: A Garden Party
O Street between 16th and 17th Streets
Saturday, June 7
2 – 3 p.m.

Historic Gay D.C. Walking Tour
Q & 20th Streets
Saturday, June 7
2 – 3:30 p.m.

The Future Is Here: Oral History Video Booths
(at the Capital Pride Festival)
Pennsylvania Avenue between 3rd and 7th Streets
Sunday, June 8
12 – 7 p.m.