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The American University Museum makes a bid to absorb the Corcoran’s collection after it dissolves. [Arts Desk]

Rep. Eleanor Holmes Norton is getting us one step closer to a parking garage under the National Mall. [DCist]

President Obama tried to make a crack joke. [Post]

Alex Tebeleff on the lack of video documentation and, uh, music journalism in D.C. [BYT]

Our local ex-inmate’s last installment of Orange Is the New Black reviews [Arts Desk]

Titian’s sexy “Danaë” is now on view at the National Gallery of Art. [Post]

Photos of Saturday’s D.C. Lady Arm Wrestling match [BYT]

Photo via Flickr user Daniel Lobo, Creative Commons license