The Sleigher, Arts Desk’s cheery and cheeky evaluation of new holiday music, returns with a new take on an old classic from Yoko Ono and the Flaming Lips. [Arts Desk]

Local rapper SmCity on making music everyone can dig [Bandwidth]

The Colbert Report will film a show at George Washington University—-but sorry, oldies, tix are only for students. [DCist]

Drag performance artist Pussy Noir on how to have a sexy holiday: cock rings and nipple clamps. [BYT]

A stale “funniest celebrity in Washington” leans on tired, occasionally sexist jokes and only one woman contestant. [Post]