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The winners of the Helen Hayes Awards and a recap of the wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am ceremony [Arts Desk]

Our Helen Hayes Awards Awards for Outstanding Dick Joke, Outstanding Coddling, and Outstanding Use of Outdated Gender Norms [Arts Desk]

Photos of Kill Lincoln at the Black Cat [BYT]

Wale wore a Pigskins chain and threw love to RGIII on ESPN. [SportsCenter]

Former D.C. punk band Dudes subconsciously ripped a line from Kendrick Lamar. [Bandwidth]

Arlington native Alicia Kenworthy will seek romantic bliss on a ridiculous new reality show, Find My First Love. [DCist]