Heather Cocks and Jessica Morgan, better known to fashionistas and celebrity-snark lovers as “The Fug Girls,” are coming to D.C. to take on bad Ann Taylor pantsuits. The hilarious duo came into the spotlight with their enormously popular blog Go Fug Yourself, which critiques celebrity fashion hits and misses with sharp wit; now, after publishing two YA titles, they’re now on the road promoting their first grown-up book, a thinly veiled look at the royal romance of Will and Kate called The Royal We. Come to the reading dressed to impress, because these women rarely hold back—and we’re all better, and more amused, for it. Read more >>> The Fug Girls read at 6:30 p.m. at Kramerbooks & Afterwords Cafe, 1517 Connecticut Ave. NW. Free. (202) 387-1400. kramers.com. (Diana Metzger)
Bluebird Bakery opens inside “pop-up megaplex” Prequel today. Pastry chefs and husband-wife team Tom Wellings and Camila Arango will offer homemade pastries like croissants, pistachio cherry tea-cake, and kale ricotta pine-nut tarts. For lunch, try the pizza bianca—a cross between a pizza and a bread with a focaccia-like texture—with toppings like mushrooms, tomatoes, or rosemary-olive oil-sea salt. Other sweets range from macarons to seasonal fruit tarts to chocolate cake. The bakery will be open Monday through Saturday from 8 a.m. to 3 p.m. Read more on Young & Hungry. Bluebird Bakery at Prequel, 918 F St. NW. (Jessica Sidman)
OH AND ALSO
Austin-based psych-rock band the Bright Light Social Hour performs at DC9 with funky opening act the Tontons. 9 p.m. at 1940 9th St. NW. $12.
Lady Lamb, the moniker experimental-pop vocalist Aly Spaltro adopts when performing, joins the moody Maine act Rathborne for a show at Rock & Roll Hotel. 8 p.m. at 1353 H St. NE. $15.
Instrumental rock act Big Lazy brings its country-tinged compositions to Bossa Bistro, where the trio will perform an intimate show. Find more details on Facebook. 9 p.m. at 2463 18th St. NW. $10.
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