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This local performance artist will come to your house, wash your dishes, and perform a monologue of your choosing. [Fringeworthy]

A recap of Typefighter‘s last-ever show, at the Rock & Roll Hotel [BYT]

How D.C. political types celebrate Taylor Swift‘s two-night residency at Nats Stadium [DCist]

After a drummer farted and cracked a window, Madam’s Organ got fined. Now, the bar’s launched a MoveOn.org petition to protest it. [Borderstan]

Scenes from Kramerbooks at midnight, when the first copies of Harper Lee‘s Go Set a Watchman went on sale [Post]

Photos of the New Pornographers and Thao & the Get Down Stay Down at the 9:30 Club [BYT]