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TracieSlut MachineEgan, kind-of-a-big-deal in the world of sarcastic ladybloggers, shall henceforth be known simply as Tracie. The blogger decided to drop the nickname after meeting a man that Egan loves so much she wants to “hang out with [him] until [she] die[s].”

Where I come from, women don’t abandon their absurdly offensive and largely nonsensical blogger personas just because they are so in love they have chosen to get married forever.

“It recently occurred to me that I might be one of the only girls whose reputation is ruined by committing to one guy for the rest of my life,” wrote Egan. Call me old fashioned, but getting hitched is no excuse to quit self-identifying as a wholesale distributor of the sexually promiscuous. But there’s more—-even the purging of Slut Machine is not enough for the Wedding Machine, which will not rest until it bulldozes a perfectly innocuous moniker as well:

“I actually might be changing my last name, too, which is something I never ever thought I’d do,” writes Egan. “But my fiancé’s last name is really cool: Morrissey. And I kinda like the sound of ‘Ms. Moz.'”

Whatever. What Ms. Moz does in her personal life is her own business. Just keep blogging the good blog.

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