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Men Seeking Women: Would you like to kiss me?
First Impression: Pop quiz. “Easy question… what’s your answer?”
Love is Blind: No photo provided.
Heart to Heart: Intrigue in Alexandria. “I figure I’ll leave the rest a mystery for the time being.”
Misc. Romance: Liberal white male seeks liberal female needing spanking
L: Northern Virginia
First Impression: Political litmus test. “I would like to meet a liberal female of any age or race who has feelings of guilt of some kind and needs them taken care of with a spanking that will exorcise the guilt away.”
Endearing Quirk: Old-fashioned sensibility. “no sex involved.”
Heart to Heart: A bit of a downer. “You know the liberal guilt feelings over the good life you have, other people in bad shape, things you have done in the past, wrecking the earth etc.”
Rants and Raves: the whitehouse is now the brown house/covered in crap!
L: wash dc/the worlds toilet!!!
First Impression: Comfortable with body talk. “if we do not lay down on them,,,and stop feeding the machine that runs on our blood,,,we will parish as a failure,,,,freedom is choking,,,,spitting gutts all over the world that we have proped up……..”
Never Forget: “Let’s roll”-before-hoes. “Date: 2008-09-11, 9:27AM EDT”
Heart to Heart: Won’t get burned again. “close the doors on these whores,maggots!!!!!