The Sexist delivers your daily picks of the Craigslist litter.

Men Seeking Women: Would you like to kiss me?

A: 29 S: m4w L: Alexandria

First Impression: Pop quiz. Easy question… what’s your answer?”

Love is Blind: No photo provided.

Heart to Heart: Intrigue in Alexandria. “I figure I’ll leave the rest a mystery for the time being.”

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Misc. Romance: Liberal white male seeks liberal female needing spanking

A: 42 S: m4w L: Northern Virginia

First Impression: Political litmus test.I would like to meet a liberal female of any age or race who has feelings of guilt of some kind and needs them taken care of with a spanking that will exorcise the guilt away.”

Endearing Quirk: Old-fashioned sensibility. “no sex involved.”

Heart to Heart: A bit of a downer. “You know the liberal guilt feelings over the good life you have, other people in bad shape, things you have done in the past, wrecking the earth etc.”

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Rants and Raves: the whitehouse is now the brown house/covered in crap!

A: N/A S: N/A L: wash dc/the worlds toilet!!!

First Impression: Comfortable with body talk. “if we do not lay down on them,,,and stop feeding the machine that runs on our blood,,,we will parish as a failure,,,,freedom is choking,,,,spitting gutts all over the world that we have proped up……..”

Never Forget: “Let’s roll”-before-hoes. “Date: 2008-09-11, 9:27AM EDT”

Heart to Heart: Won’t get burned again. close the doors on these whores,maggots!!!!!