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For the discerning online dater, The Sexist’s daily picks from the Craigslist litter.

Women Seeking Men: Maybe some women aren’t meant to be tame

A: 29
S: w4m
L: Maryland

First Impression: Light baggage. “Thanks for reading my ad! I am sick of men who lie, cheat and pretend to love you when in fact they don’t!”

Collector’s Items: Short one man. “Anyways, I have 2 dogs, 1 cat, and a car.”

Heart to Heart: Personality optional. “Anyhow I’m looking for someone who is willing to spend time with me, treat me right and appreciate what I have to give them.”

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Men Seeking Women: Make love to my mind and the rest is history …

A: Unreported
S: m4w
L: Bethesda

First Impression: Poet, and knows it. “I am smart, sexy, resilient and strong. / I will do our laundry in my silk undershorts.”

Divine Inspiration: Understands women. “I know you want us to listen, to share many things. / I know at times you want to be lifted by our angel wings.”

Heart to Heart: Do not fuck with him. “I can’t carry a tune, but will sing a love song. / I will be your biggest fan, until you do me wrong.”

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Misc. Romance: Are u attached but Frustrated? feeling Unfulfilled? I OFFER WARMTH…

A: 32
S:
m4w
L:
Fairfax

First Impression: GENTLE, SOFT, TENDER. “Are you married? Attached? AND MISS SOME OF THE GENTLE, SOFT, TENDER LOVE making you used to have—if you yearn for that “spark” of PASSION, OF FEELING APPRECIATED, DESIRED—if you miss gentleness EVEN ON An on and off, DISCREET basis—then please read on.”

Additional Details: N/A

Last Impression: TOO PASSIONATE TO GO ON:

FIRST a bit more about me: I’m college-educated (5 year professional degree) and my own business

Location: Ffx
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