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For the discerning dater, daily picks from Craigslist’s litter.
Misc. Romance: Discreet Married Guy Seeks Older Woman
A: 59 S: m4w L: Northern Virginia
First Impression: Actually, no. “Did you think your sex life was over?”
Has Priorities: In that order: “I’m retired, educated, sane, attractive, virile, tall, slender, extremely well endowed.”
Heart to Heart: Excuse the scare quotes.”My fantasy is to bring a ‘senior’ woman to orgasm.”
Missed Connections: Big Black Man Exercising Downtown
A: Unreported S: no, just “exercise.” L: D.C.
First Impression: Let’s recap. “You were the BIG Black Man exercising under the pavillion in the old convention center parking lot.”
I.S.O.: An activity partner. “If you have any interest in ‘working out’ with a muscular masculine rugger-built white guy, hit me up…”
Heart to Heart: Love at first squat. “When you started doing your leg lunges/stretches—WOW!!!”
Women Seeking Men: looking for christian guy
A: 22 S: w4m L: Stafford, Virg.
First Impression: Flammable. “Iam look for man who is funny doesn’t mind stay home and watch TV or just talking . . . will help his girl stay on fire for god .”
Age Range: Young soul. “iam a very out doors kind of person . I love to watch christian show and movies that for teens .”
Heart to Heart: Old Yeller off-limits. “I love to play with my dogs . I love to read books about people .”
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