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* Brightest Young ThingsMeg Z ruminates on Metrosexual men’s makeup habits.

* In an interview with the Blade,comedian Margaret Cho calls Sarah Palin the “worst thing to happen to America since 9/11.”

* The New Gay, which already has a gay male comic strip, Curbside, has added a sister comic: Lefthanded Lesbians by Mag.

* Feministing finds an extremely disturbing McCain/Palin t-shirt that gives new, somehow even creepier meaning to the phrase “Drill, baby, drill.”

* Unrelated, don’t care: McSweeney’s remembers David Foster Wallace.