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For the discerning online dater, daily picks from the Craigslist litter.

Missed Connections: looking for my footies friend from reston library

A: 34
S: m4m
L: Reston

First Impression: Meet too-cute. “i know this is a long shot.back in ’00/’01 we met at the reston library to play footies.”

Second Date: A change of scenery. “then we met at river bend park to play footies there.”

Heart to Heart: A giver. “we gave each other a pair of our sneakers. if you see this please email me”

Misc. Romance: Massages—-Heated table, Oils, Lotions, Candles, Music, References

A: 35
S: m4w
L: Centreville, Va.

First Impression: Detail-oriented. “The room is lit with numerous candles. The table is warm, padded with pillow like foam and is lined with soft sheets. You have a choice of oils and lotions both scented and unscented. Music plays softly.”

Relationship Style: Doesn’t play. “I have been told I am very athletic, handsome and attractive. . . . We can also talk on the phone if you wish so you know this is not a game but an amazing offer.”

Heart to Heart: Results you can see. “The pictures below are of actual clients who gave the ok for me to take and use their picture.” [includes photos of two women’s backsides].


Strictly Platonic: Anyone up to grab dinner around 8 p.m. today?

A: 26
S: w4m
L: Northwest D.C.

First Impression: Not looking for a date. “It doesn’t have to be a date——why can’t two opposite gender persons, whose happen to be friendly, easy on the eyes, atypical DC young professionals, happy, and healthy conscious, meet up and simply share a light dinner.”

Dating Style: N/A. “I am simply just tired of how many kids in DC think that if I put on a nice dress and grab dinner with a guy—-then it must be a date.”

Heart to Heart: Not ready to date. “Don’t worry, I’m not looking for a date.”