Return to Sender: Hustler Video Group’s “This Ain’t The Munsters XXX,” an upcoming DVD porn spoof of the 1960s television program.

Promotional Material I’m Not Interested In [crossed out]: “This 2 disc DVD set includes six smoking sex scenes and is packed with extras: two bonus scenes featuringJenna Haze and Roxy DeVille, a behind-the-scenes ‘making of’ featurette, blooper reel, director’s commentary, laugh track option, photo gallery, family album and a black-and-white version of the movie.” Also includes full-size poster (pictured).

Exhibit A: Last-ditch spin. By fully embracing the “all press is good press” mantra, Hustler Video anticipates my reaction to its product and sends it anyway. Quoth Hustler: “The Globe‘s article, ‘Outraged Fans Mash X-Rated Munster Movie,’ reports that even though Hustler’s This Ain’t the Munsters XXX is meant to be sexy and fun, it seems that there are those who are all hot and bothered by the concept of an adult version of The Munsters. Unfortunately, we all know that you cannot make everyone happy!”

Exhibit B: Also not interested in upcoming titles “This Ain’t the Partridge Family XXX” and “This Ain’t Gilligan’s Island XXX.” Vaguely interested in “Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia Marcia!”

I Rest My Case: NSFW zombie porn. If you must, get your fuzzily photographed, body-painted jollies after the jump. Zombie penetration has been edited; zombie breasts too omnipresent to eliminate.