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Note: Following last week’s unpleasantness, Creative Loafing CEO Ben Eason spoke out on his love-affair with the aggregation news model, holding up The Huffington Post as a shining example of the news biz’s future. In a stunning move that could very well lift this company from the depths of bankruptcy, here, I aggregate aggregated content fromThe Huffington Post. Who will aggregate this blog aggregrated from the almighty aggregator? Only the RSS gods know for sure.

In the aftermath of last night’s Veep debates, Huffington Post leaves us with this video of Rachel Ray shucking corn. If you’re like me, you’re sick of all this political mumbo jumbo anyway. Ahmadinejad who? Give me Rachel Ray handling a cob of corn! It’s funny because cobs of corn look kind of like penises! Rachel Ray touched something that kind of looks like a penis! ON TELEVISION!