Welcome to another edition of “Five Minutes* You’ll Never Get Back,” wherein Mike Riggs and I evade the gotcha media to provide you our highly-edited, barely-rehearsed talking points on sex, media, and politics (but mostly sex). Today, presidential debate celebrity Sam “Joe the Plumber” Wurzelbacher inspired us to spend five minutes* on the subject of plumbin’ in America. With us, as always, is plucky City Paper intern Bobby Allyn.

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Topics discussed: William F. Buckley Jr., murder, Facebook relationship status, real Americans, exploitation, boredom.

Catch up on last week’s podcast here.

* not actually five minutes