There’s still time to nominate local icons for Best of D.C.
Unparalleled Aaron P. Taylor chronicler Tiger Beatdown has converted the story of D.C.’s favorite rape-apologist playboy into a Shakespearean tragedy starring Taylor and a commenter known only as “Merdouchio”:
But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
It is a post on Aaron Taylor’s site!
See what course of appeasement now he takes
For women raped, who call his words a blight.
Read the full treatment here.