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Unparalleled Aaron P. Taylor chronicler Tiger Beatdown has converted the story of D.C.’s favorite rape-apologist playboy into a Shakespearean tragedy starring Taylor and a commenter known only as “Merdouchio”:

But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is a post on Aaron Taylor’s site! See what course of appeasement now he takes For women raped, who call his words a blight.

Read the full treatment here.