A New Jersey Council Member was arrested and charged with simple assault this weekend after “patrons at a Northwest Washington nightclub complained that someone had urinated on them from the balcony,” the Washington Post reports. Steven Lipski, a Jersey City council-member, was arrested at a V Street club the story doesn’t name after two people complained he peed on them “while they watched a concert Friday night at the nightclub.” Hmm. Are there any other V Street venues that this could be?

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