Former City Paper editor Kara Swisher writes for the Daily Beast about her insatiable desire to be married to another woman. Swisher has been gay married four times so far: the non-legal romantic, traditional, family wedding; the rushed, Niagara Falls parking lot Canadian wedding; the voided San Francisco sham wedding; and the final, in-at-the-buzzer, right-before-polls-close-legalizing-Prop-8 California wedding.

Here’s Swisher’s message for the anti-gay Mormon elite who would stand in her way: “I’m not going away, because I have an Elizabeth-Taylor appetite for gay marriage.”