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The New Gay is throwing a “Ban Marriage Party” happy hour tonight at Solly’s Tavern, 1942 11th St. NW. “If we can’t have full marriage rights, why should anybody?” asks TNG, which calls this its “first attempt to end the scourge that is marriage.”
I’m not sure if that whole “scourge” thing is tongue-in-cheek or not, but I, for one, am truly against marriage and for taverns. So while this is only The New Gay’s first attempt at ending marriage through social drinking, I sincerely hope it is not their last.