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Return to Sender: Hustler Video Group’s “Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia Marcia!” an upcoming DVD porn spoof of the 1970s television program—-and sequel to “Not the Bradys XXX.”

Promotional Material I’m Not Interested In [crossed out]: “’Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!’ is a parody of the popular Brady Bunch television show. This sequel features Marcia doing anything and everything to meet pop idol Danny Jones. Things turn sticky when TeenPop Magazine informs Marcia’s parents that she sent the rock star a dirty letter and her panties in the mail. Marcia gets grounded and fears her life is ruined before Danny pays a visit to her school and comes to her rescue. Wild BJs, nasty pussy eating, multiple 3-ways and crazy banging make this one hell of a hilarious XXX spoof of the classic 1970s TV show.” Also includes full-size poster (bequeathed to City Paper staffer Mike Riggs).

Exhibit A: Not swayed by absurd qualifiers: “This movie gloriously brings back most of the original cast.”

Exhibit B: Ditto long-form character development: “The legend Ron Jeremy revisits the role of Sam the Butcher.”

I Rest My Case: You have been warned.