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Autumn Stephens, author of Wild Words for Wild Women and other Smithsonian museum gift shop titles, has a new book! Fiesty First Ladies: And Other Unforgettable White House Women (advanced reading copy) is a whimsical, pocket-sized take on “those formidable females” who have accompanied their Man on the zany ride that is the American Presidency—-complete with Photoshopped Rockette-style crotch display!

Oh, that’s just like Nancy, Jackie, Hillary, and Michelle* to show off their feisty, satin-clothed vaginas on the White House lawn. Only Laura Bush is spared. I’m already working on my Feisty First Dudes primer, a campy look at the men behind the nation’s feisty governors and Secretaries of State, illustrated by a photograph of Todd Palin and Bill Clinton wearing short shorts and grabbing their junk whilst lounging in front of the Washington Monument.

* last-minute draft pick