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The thinky portion of the Manliest Workplace in D.C. tournament continues today as Brookings challenges Georgetown for intellectual man dominance (See the full 64-workplace bracket here). So put on your thinking caps, four-eyes, and lets get to the competition!

BROOKINGS INSTITUTION: This D.C. think tank aims to “Strengthen American democracy, foster the economic and social welfare, security and opportunity of all Americans and secure a more open, safe, prosperous and cooperative international system.” But what is its position on strengthening and fostering our nation’s shrinking reserve of Manliness? President Strobe Talbott (Male, 15 points*) Chairman of the Board John L. Thornton (Male, 9 points) Managing Director William Antholis (Male, 8 points) VP, Dir. of Econ. and Devel. Lael Brainard (Female, ZERO) VP, Dir. of Brookings Press Robert L. Faherty (Male, 6 points) VP, Dir. of Econ. Studies William Gale (Male, 5 points) VP, Dir. of Met. Policy Bruce Katz (Male, 4 points) VP, Dir. of Foreign Policy Studies Carlos Pascual (Male, 3 points) Treasurer and VP Frederick L. Silbernagel III (Male, 2 points) VP for Comm. Melissa Skolfield (Female, ZERO)

* Extra point administered to all named “Strobe”

The Brookings Institution may not have a chance at competing with such perfectly scored institutions as the U.S. Senate and the Teamsters (thanks, Lael and Melissa). But I’m feeling saucy today, so I went ahead and administered an extra few point to Brookings’ president, whose name alone is a flashing beacon of manliness in a nation compromised by womanhood. Strobe brings Brookings’ manly total to 52 of 55 points.

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GEORGETOWN UNIVERSITY: Though the mascot of D.C.’s most prestigious university, the Hoya (or “What”), reeks of namby-pamby intellectualism, its unofficial representative, the Bulldog (or “Mean, Scrappy Animal”) restores the institution’s manliness.

President John J. DeGioia (Male, 10 points)Provost James J. O’Donnell (Male, 9 points) Interim Dean, G’town College Chester L. Gillis (Male, 8 points) Dean, Grad. School Timothy A. Barbari (Male, 7 points) Dean, Walsh School Robert L. Gallucci (Male, 6 points) Dean, McDonough School George G. Daly (Male, 5 points) Dean, School of Contin. Studies Robert L. Manuel (Male, 4 points) Dean of Students Todd A. Olson (Male, 3 points) Director of Athletics Bernard M. Muir (Male, 2 points) Office of Int’l Prog. Dir. Katherine Bellows (Female, ZERO)

Even devoid of a single Strobe, Georgetown registers a very strong showing of 54 out of a possible 55 points on the manly index. Brookings—-pwned! Tune in tomorrow when we wrap up the smarts bracket as the Center of American Progress takes on American University.

Photo by NCinDC.