This SNL digital short, featuring Andy Sandberg and fellow Lonely Island member Akiva Schaffer—-along with lovely ladies Jamie Lynn Sigler and Molly Simms—-is an ode to coming in your pants. Hey, where are you going? Hold on just one second, I have something to say about this!

Ahem. Is this not the perfect comedic corollary to Aaron P. Taylor, the D.C. blogger who instructed a woman how not to lead a man on, causing him to rape her (and to whom I crafted this rebuttal?) I maintain that it is! As Sandberg and Schaffer so deftly illustrate, men can claim to have been “led on” by such tempting displays as close dancing, grapes, strong winds, and Haley Joel Osment.