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I am often amazed at how little I know about my own lady parts. The other day, I was asked to estimate how many eggs a woman is born with. I guessed 400. The answer is closer to a couple million. That got me thinking: How are these eggs made? Where do they go? And how might I go about raking in the monies by having them forcibly removed and transferred to another lady who will actually use them?

Thank goodness for wikianswers. Prolific contributor “Bigdozza” has this to say on the subject:

O, goode Bigdozza, what other secrets of womynkind hath you hidden in your folk wisdom treasury? Reveal yourself!