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In honor of Britney Spears gracing the Verizon Center with her presence next March, and my undying love for her, even in her “Chaotic” days, and it being Friday, please join me as I drink in the fruits of Brit-Brit’s rehab, and cross-my-fingers knock-on-wood never-washing-this-Mouseketeers-jersey-again hope that she’s all better now. Come, let us pray: