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Because he can’t not be involved in every seminal public shaming in American history, Kenneth Starr has signed on to defend Prop 8 in California Supreme Court. On Friday, the former airer of Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky‘s dirty laundry was named lead counsel for the official pro-Prop 8 team. Starr & co. won’t stop at upholding the ban: The Yes on 8 campaign has filed a brief moving to nullify the nearly 20,000 same-sex marriages made official before the law’s passage. No word as to whether Starr will wear his trademark shit-eating grin (right) when the case goes to trial.

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