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Through the seething pile of humanity known as “Craigslist,” an attentive, refined Frisco journo who is “traveling to DC to cover the Inauguration in Jan” seeks a powerful, sassy, similarly refined lady to spend some time with. But there’s so much more, ladies. Here are the dude’s pertinent stats, in order of appearance:

FUNNY
witty
outgoing
engrossing
Jewish
Italian look
great Armani dresser
poignant
plenty of social gravitas
work in the media biz
divorced
stable
attractive
engaging
compelling
big-picture personality akin to NY/Wash./SF/LA renaissance

Whew! Doozy! Now, here are your stats, lucky refined lady:

very regal
presense—laden
powerful woman
black-business-suit woman
in her late 30’s, 40’s, mid 50’s
to be my femme fatale
sleek
power-driven
co-pilot
loves and relsihes the concept of being at the big to-do with an equally compelling man that sort of “gets it”.

Sort of. So, any thoughts on who this San Francisco “media biz” gravitas-having divorcee is?