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* Not linking to this one because you can search for it if you really want to see some very naughty photos—-this poster seeks in inauguration week orgy. “I’m gathering HORNY + HOT men interested in meeting for a sexy get together at a Hotel in NOVA,” writes the poster. “Looking for 10-15+ guys, who are clean, D & D free, and have no qualms about getting naked and joining for a GAY group sex!” Here are the rules, if you can decipher them: “No drugs, Poppers are ok. Toys, and cock rings, Leather, jockstraps are okay too. Mandatory clothes check too. Let’s get naked guys!”

* Finally, somebody just fucking says it: “Will put out for inauguration.” Complete with wet-t-shirt bum photos!

* Can someone explain to me what the “str8” scene is? I assume it’s closeted gay men, but why bother specifying? In this ad, which has been flagged for removal, a “str8 curious guy” seeks “a cool laid back guy to hang with and show me around.” But looks like he’s more than a little curious: “love to jerk and show off and oral,” he writes.

* In case you missed it: revisit the inauguration date request of the year.

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