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* This 49-year-old local man would “love to have the pleasure of your company over weekend, Monday or Tuesday,” ladies. Rest assured that this blond-haired, blue-eyed man about town “knows the dining and club/bar scene, museums, galleries, monuments, etc. pretty well.” His “full-disclosure,” however, requires bullet points:
– I do not have tickets to the inauguration or the parade.
– Ditto for inaugural ball tickets.
* Hey, this 24-year-old woman doesn’t have tickets either. The difference? She’s a 24-year-old woman. And she says she’s hot!S: “oh and for those who worry that i might be some form of jabba the hut’s reincarnate or something like that – i’m a fit, petite? (5’5″ish) brunette. and i don’t have any slave girls.”
* This “attractive, petite, social, college educated, female tourist from Manhattan” is sick of whatever punk keeps flagging her post for removal. Jealous? “Idk who keeps flagging/removing my post or why,” she writes. “Perhaps its someone I chose not to go with. There is no reason to flag this post because there is nothing inappropriate in my add. I’m just going to keep posting it and eventually whomever is flagging it, is going to move on with his life.
* Well, someone’s excited! “FREE JANUARY 19,20,” writes a 54-year-old ALEXANDRIA VA woman. WOULD LOVE TO HANG OUT FOR SOME CLEAN FUN. AND SEE WHERE IT GO FROM THERE SBF, GOODLOOKING. LOOKING FOR LTR RELATIONSHIP WITH THE RIGHT GUY. BETWEEN THE AGE OF 50-58. LETS PARK OUR CARS AND HAVE FUN FIGURING OUT HOW TO GET AROUND THE CITY ON THIS VERY IMPORTANT DAY IN HISTORY.”
* This 23-year-old woman needs a date to a party. A lot of her friends are going to be there, including her ex-boyfriend! Help her show him what he’s been missing—-if you are “Smart,” a “Conversationalist,” “Progressive,” “prefferably attractive,” and are “able to dress appropriately for a party,” you could be the Craigslist stranger who goes home alone when she decides she’s not over him.
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