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A 28-year-old man who identifies himself as a “conservative and a big fan of one of the greatest Presdident’s ever, George W. Bush,” is looking for a date to commiserate with while the rest of the District celebrates the inauguration of one of our worst Presdident’s ever.

“For those of us who are not celebrating this inauguration, how about you join me in the staffer send-off to President Bush at Andrews Airforce Base,” he writes. “Interested, tell me about yourself, include a picture, and let me know why I should pick you.”

The headline of the personals ad, which has now been deleted by its author, specifies a “petite Asian.” Seeing as the ad was written by a conservative male seeking a woman, I’m betting that that petite Asian is you, not him.

Photo by Muhammad Adnam Asid.