Non-explicit inauguration parade rehearsal photo preferable to Craigslist material
* If you’re interested in attending this all-male inauguration-week orgy (no link due to explicit nature of attached photographs, which I just opened in the coffee shop from which I am writing this post), get ready to play to type. “Orgymaster is seeking Horny Military dudes, Leather Daddies, Hunky Frat stud, Handsome Business Execs, and Humpy Athletic guys,” the poster writes. “In town for business, Inauguration or MAL Leather weekend? Cum, Cum, Cum!!!”
* This 40-year-old man-seeking-man in town for the inauguration says he’s “more the nerd type.” His posting, paired with a photo of himself outside the White House in belted jean shorts, is worth repeating in entirety:
horny but honest ok?
like to explore the city while I’m here and like to explore guys also ..ok?
let me know what you might be into and where..
* Another presser looking for inauguration-week tail! “Media Person here for a week or so to do my job—-when its over I want to play—-pure and simple,” writes this 31-year-old man-seeking-man. “I cover Foreign Press matters in a beautiful European city and don’t get back to the States too often.”
* This “LOVELY EUROPEAN WOMAN” requires a date—-urgently. “I AM ON MY WAY TO THE INAUGURATION WANTS TO MEET A GENTLEMAN OVER FORTY WELL EDUCATED PROFESSIONAL , REFINED, NON SMOKER , FIT , AVAILABLE ,FOR DINNER OR SHOW ME THE CITY,” she writes. “NO PIC NO REPLY.”
* This “single, handsome guy” in town for the inauguration seeks a woman “that might want to hang out for a day or so around the 20th. Maybe lunch, maybe coffee?” he writes. Uh, maybe more: he specifies—-strange language choice, no?—-that the woman be “of legal age.”
Photo by army.mil