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“The Heart Attack Grill,” a new burger joint in Chandler, Ariz. bills itself as “worth dying for,” and follows that morbid unicorn to the end of its glutenous rainbow. Heart Attack titles its lard-coated burgers after bypasses, wheels away “patients” in wheelchairs, and employs a fleet of waitresses outfitted in Sexy Nurse Halloween costumes. Proprietor “Doctor John” admits to one fallacy associated with his restaurant. “You’re dressed like a doctor, but are you a doctor?” asks a CBS News correspondent. “To be honest, the American Medical Association does not recognize me,” he says.