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In addition to my Sexist duties, I’ll be covering the stars & bars on this long inauguration weekend. I’ll be busy chasing after the Ritz’s finest and Cafe Milano’s worst starting tomorrow—-party reports concerning cast members of MTV’s The Hills are absolutely guaranteed—-but I need your help! Catch Oprah re-living Obama and Fenty‘s Chili Bowl moment? Spy Clooney delicately sanding the elaborate sex toy he constructed in his basement? Catch SNL alum Kevin Nealon downing drinks at Lucky Bar*? LET ME KNOW.

Send all celebrity sightings to ahess@washcp.com, or tweet your tips to @TheSexist.

* coming soon!

Photo by Joe Crimmings Photography.