Pictured: hair lessons learned from the Kentucky Bluegrass Ball.
1. New Adams Morgan Bar Loves the Ladies; Dudes, Not So Much, an examination of gender discrimination targeted against douchebags!
2. Rick Warren Don’t Make No Sense, a nonsensical tired against Rick Warren’s nonsensical invocation!
3. The Great Inaugural After-Party, dudes talking about beer and sex, for the President!
4. Woman Offers Ovary for Inaugural Ball Ticket, still going strong!
5. How to Crash an Inaugural Ball: Lessons from the Kentucky Bluegrass Ball, which prompted one reader to huff that I am “opposed to waht we just heard in the President’s speech.”