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After refusing to show up at Georgetown’s Cafe Milano during the one hour I spent there during inauguration weekend, George Clooney added insult to injury last night by waltzing right into our local Newseum and enjoying a leisurely panel discussion with his father, journalist Nick Clooney. What, no Evite? As far as I’m concerned, this is the last straw for Clooney, who has also failed to show at my college graduation, a 2003 Tempe, Ariz. Strokes concert, So’s Your Mom at 2 p.m. today, and 23 of my birthday parties.

Photo of Clooney as Fred Friendly in the 2005 film, Good Night and Good Luck, which Clooney screened last night at the Newseum for a group of mean terrible people I was not among.