An acrylic painting of Mike Jones, the gay prostitute who exposed Ted Haggard (Props to tipster John Abodeely for exposing this Haggard-exposing paraphernalia). The painting is currently available on E-bay from—-who else?—-Mike Jones:

Writes the seller (pictured):

My name is Mike Jones of the Ted Haggard saga. I have come to a point where I have to depart with one of my most cherished possessions. A portrait of myself that I was hoping to keep as a reminder as I reach my golden years in my life, to remind me of what I used to look like. But because of personal circumstances with the changes in my life, I must depart with this.

The portrait, which measures 20″ x 28″, comes with a signed copy of Jones’ book, I Had to Say Something. Bidding starts at $500, gentlemen.