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* Live in Bloomingdale? (I do!): Join the gentrification society!

* Go on, guess what “objectum-sexuals” love:

a. fruit salad b. the Eiffel Tower c. “the narrowness of his jibs” d. all of the above

Extra-credit question: Why are all objectum-sexuals women?

* Jane Fonda‘s blog: actually good?

* The New Gay gives us our morning medicine: “a thirteen-year-old Ricky Martin wearing his butchest pink shirt and imitating a heterosexual!”

“Eiffel Tower Upskirt” photo by palindrome6996