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Return to Sender: Postcard advertising “Classic Erotic Art” presented “in a special live exhibition photoshoot,” featuring Playboy‘s Angelina Leigh and “internationally acclaimed photographer” Jerry Harke.

Promotional Info I’m Not Interested In [crossed out]:

Playboy‘s Angelina Leigh‘s jorts.

Playboy‘s Angelina Leigh‘s legs spread over the armrest of a wicker chair

Playboy‘s Angelina Leigh‘s areola peeking out from her bra

Playboy‘s Angelina Leigh

– Internationally acclaimed photographer Jerry Harke (spared: Hey, I wrote my first City Paper arts feature on the guy!)

Exhibit A: They just haaaad to put “Classic” in there.

Exhibit B: Did I mention the areola?

I Rest My Case: Oh course Jerry Harke’s photo is juxtaposed to make him appear to be staring directly at her breasts.