Ladies, Spend Your Valentine's Day Wasted (Free)

Ladies, Spend Your Valentine’s Day Wasted (Free)

by Amanda Hess February 13th, 2009October 1st, 2020

Oh, heeeyyy ladies. Already down about having to endure another stupid Valentine’s Day alone while your friends help to bail out the floral and greeting card industries? Tenleytown bar The Dancing Crab has posted a special Valentine just for you: A sign that reads, “Ladies Drink Free Valentine’s Day Night, 11 p.m. to 1 a.m.”

I know, I know: If your Valentine’s Day plans include commiserating about your love lives while nursing beers, or gin-and-tonics, or body shots, you’ll probably already be pretty tipsy by 11 o’clock at night. Don’t matter. A friend of mine, who alerted me to the deal via text message at 1:52 a.m. this morning, thinks you should brush yourself off and head on down to the Crab anyway:

“for your sexist—-women drink free (bottom shelf) at dancing crab put that in your article so i have a better shot at getting laid saturday DO IT”

🙁

Photo by Lorrie37.

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