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This anti-gay marriage ad, targeting West Virginians, manages to both:
a) equate gay activists with deadly snipers out to murder a bubble-blowing hetero family, and
b) make marriage between a man and a woman seem like the creepiest shit you could possibly be involved in.
“One man. One woman. That’s marriage,” the narrator tells us, after explaining to us that marrying a member of the opposite sex is a destiny forged in “God’s heart” (along with some other shit that makes me want to get married less). Probably the best part of the video comes about five minutes in, though, when the creepy narrator tells you that the best thing you can do to stop this is “pray.” Hey, sounds good to me.