Bristol Palin appeared on Greta Van Susteren‘s show last night, and Van Susteren actually asked her if she was “lazy about or not interested in” contraception. Palin replied, “I don’t want to get into detail about that,” which probably means, “The condom broke, and you can’t buy emergency contraception from the Wasilla pharmacist if you’re the teenage daughter of the Alaskan governor who doesn’t even support emergency contraception for victims of rape, or yeah, maybe I’m just fucking lazy, Greta.”

She also says abstinence doesn’t work, which is pretty awesome.

The full transcript after the jump.

GRETA VAN SUSTEREN: “I don’t want to pry too personally, but i mean, obviously contraception is an issue here. Is that something you’re just uh, lazy about or not interested in, or do you have a philosophical or religious opposition to it, or?”

BRISTOL PALIN: “No, I don’t want to get into detail about that, but i think abstinence is like, like the—-I don’t know how to put it—-like, the main—-everybody should be abstinent or whatever but it’s not realistic at all.”

GVS: “Why?”

BP: “Because—-I don’t want to get into detail about it.”

GVS: “Well, without you being personal, just big picture, not an essay about you.”

BP: “Because it’s more accepted now.”