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Welcome back to “Daily Palin,” in which we detail Sarah Palin’s refusal to go away—every day. In this edition: Everything I need to know (about Sarah, journalism, and myself) I learned from my commenters.

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SARAH PALIN: REVEALED!

COOL. “SARAH PALIN IS SO COOL AND BEAUTIFUL–AND HONEST TOO—AND FROM THE NORTH A STAR IS HERE” – “navy

BROKE ALL HER FINGERS. “I’d like to see you take a 1,000 pound moose, field dress it and bring it home — at 3 in the morning in *actual* temperatures down to -45F; or maybe you might try gill netting thousands of pounds of salmon — with all your fingers broken — the day after breaking them — like Sarah has so she could earn some money.” – “Ron Devito

CUTE OR WHAT. “IS SARAH CUTE OR WHAT–ALSO SMART,HONEST, AND FOR HUMAN RIGHTS…” – “ERIC

FACT. “Sarah Palin is the best thing to happen to Alaska politics. Fact.” – “vidsweet

“GO SARHA!!!!!!” – “sharon

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AMANDA HESS: REVEALED!

DUMB AS A MUD FENCE. “you are really as dumb as a mud fence.” – “Gary

DUMB AS AN OX. “That everyone has now exposed you to be dumb as an OX? And you claim to be a journalist? Sounds as if you’re suffering from Venus envy.” – “linda

DUMB COW. “Oh, and the “back taxes”, nice try….It was Governor Palin herself who asked for the review, you dumb cow” – “Gary

GRETA VAN SUSTEREN WILL EAT ME FOR LUNCH. “Greta van susteren will eat you for lunch.” – “Thomas McMahan

SILLY WOMAN. “And silly woman, he doesn’t race DOGS, he races snowmobiles, or as they call them in Alaska, snow machines. How can anybody believe a damned thing you say, when you are too stupid to even get THAT right! I have an idea for you. You sound like a frustrated girl. How about you go find someone to hook up with and get over it!” – “Gary

PROB A GUY. “it is scary to see so many dumb-stupid-mean people in this country. Who raised these people-what home did they come from? who is this “Amanda”? prob a guy trying to write as a woman–mentally deranged–personality disorder–go get some serious help.” – “sissy

CONSTANTLY CONFUSING WITH WOLVES. “And Todd races ’snowmachines’ NOT dogs…Dogs are those 4 legged-furry critters that you liberals are constantly confusing with wolves (Ashley Judd anyone?)…But,hey,don’t let the truth get in way of slamming Palin right Amanda?..Good gosh! You either know you’re lying or dumber than a bag of rocks” – “KenFromAlaska

BRAIN MUST BE ON STAND-BY. “OMG, This is not writting this is just stupidity at its best, Where did you learn to write, how do you get your FACT’s? Stop lying and try something else? I just wonder if you even care what you write, guess not brain must be on stand-By, swoopppppppppppppppzzzzz,POP (show hitting Amanda on the head)” – “Eagle eye

SORE LOOSER. “Game over, you loose.” – “jim3r

READ BETWEEN THE LINES. “PS:I’m driving up to Denali NATIONAL Park 2 hours north of here to do some snow-machining this week-end…Will have my Remington 870 along..GREAT shotgun..Accurate and dependable.. Watch that ‘casual drinking’ problem you’ve got,eh?” – “KenfromAlaska

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JOURNALISM: REVEALED!

SUBJECT-VERB AGREEMENT. “Your journalistic imagination if you want to call it that are based on lies and confusion. Maybe you should concentrate on Obama and the mess he is causing our country. I don’t know who gave your degree in journalism but I think their credentials should be checked.” –alaskan10

GOOGLE. “utter ignorance on display in this post is mind boggling . mistakes galore, even about fact that can be checked with a simple google search.” – sfernando

SLOOPY DONE. “Just using Governor Palin to be sensational, but offer no truth in this sloopy done you call reporting.” – “Joyfulcardinal

FAILED ATTEMPST. “Amanda needs to go read some educational material before she attempst to write.” – “sissy

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URBAN HUNTERS: REVEALED!

URBAN HUNTERS. “Obviously, urban hunters are those who live in urban areas, but hunt for their own food, like many in Alaska. Now, was that so hard to figure out?” – “Greg

URBAN HUNTERS. “As Greg said, urban hunters are just that.” – “Gary

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