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Please, nobody ever buy me one of these.

1. Menace to Sorority, in which the sorority message-board-dwellers simply cannot quit me.

2. Trans Slammer, in which D.C.’s transgender inmates win some battles, lose others, and gain some very persistent commenters in the process.

3. The Great Mexican Cartoon Porn-Off, Part 3, in which I review Spanish-language cartoon porn culled from the beaches of Mexico.

4. The Great Mexican Cartoon Porn-Off, Part 1, in which Part 2 does not get nearly so much lovin’ as do the other parts.

5. Saws in Vaginas: Dangerous, in which a saw inside a dildo inside a vagina painfully breaks free of its rubber and flesh captors.