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John P. Coale, a top Palin “brand” advisor and husband to official Palin family propaganda conduit Greta van Susteren, has been outed as a Scientologist.

According to “The Truth About Scientology,” which tracks public Scientology records (there are public scientology records?), Coale has completed 15 courses, from a 1989 “Not Drugs Rundown” course to a 2005 training in how to “detect and handle suppressive persons.” Coale, apparently, has reached Scientology’s second-highest operating thetan level (or whatever). If you think this news will only diminish the Sarah PAC brand, note Coale’s completed “Route to Infinity” course. This guy is not going away easily.