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The Washington City Paper‘s second Best Of D.C. issue since 1987 hits newsstands today. Since this is our staff’s second Best Of, we’re honoring the District’s second-bests in 2009. My picks—-including “Second-Best Strip Club Excuse,” “Second-Best Item of Clothing to Remove at a Gay Bar,” and “Second-Best George Mason Personality” (pictured)—-are after the jump.
Second-Best Item of Clothing to Remove at a Gay Bar
Second-Best Place to Prepare for the Upcoming Apocalypse
Second-Best Use of the Postcard
Second-Best Way to Pick Someone Up
Second-Best Reason to Claim a Pew
Second-Best George Mason Personality
Second-Best Celebrity-Watching with Side of Half-Smoke
Photo by Darrow Montgomery