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Hot, “inner hot” elderly women encouraged to emerge from D.C. woodwork

Attention local cougars and MILFs: The search for “Ms. Senior D.C. 2009” has begun.

If you are “a woman 60 years of age or older” who “lives in the District of Columbia,” “inspires others with her enthusiasm,” “is poised, charming and articulate,” has a “positive philosophy of life” that “reflects her inner beauty,” and “is an active, vital member of her community” who is “blessed with a special talent” which “defies the myths of aging”—-and who isn’t?—-you could get a sash, or something.

To get yourself in the running, contact Ms. Senior D.C. Planning Committee Chairperson Gwen Coleman at (202) 289-1510, ext. 1170/1171.

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